I only call an apple an apple if it is golden

I have a dog. Well, it is harsh to call him "dog", because he is such a good friend. Maybe the best. His permanent joy of life, his happiness gives you also happiness and joy of life. Every time I enter home and see him all my daily troubles disappear.
For a long time I have been looking a female dog from his race so make them a couple. Not so easy, because:

• 80% percent of female dog owners do not want to have babies citing it is so difficult to look after the puppies.
• 90% of this 80% are already operated for infertilization.
• 75% of other dog owners I confront suggest I should castrate my boy. My answer is 100% "No".
• 90 % of dogs from the same race are male. If mother nature creates these wonderful dogs 50% male-50% female; I really want to know where the ladies are?
• 99,9 % of male dog owners have male dogs. Is it because they cannot stand that their little girl is kissed by a boy of someone other?
• 100% of the percentages above are fiction :)))